sick day

Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.

"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"

sick day by Waggon April 13, 2007

Sick alf 

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

See sick

The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

See alf

James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"

Sick alf by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006

Sick Mother Fucker 

When in awe of an incredibly awesome human being they are referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker.
A person is often referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker after doing or saying someting outrageous.

Person A: Hey that guy just saved a baby from a burning building while drinking a beer and having sex with a nun.
Person B: Ya, cuz he is a Sick Mother Fucker!

Sick Mother Fucker by vanessa1989 November 26, 2009

Sick until proven healthy 

The left or establishment has created a new class of people, the sick.
The sick have less rights than the healthy.
They can be forcibly quarantined and treated.
And assuming everyone is sick until proven healthy, is every bit as insane as assuming everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
The potentially sick can be forcibly tested (and vaccinated).
And how they define the sick is absurd, since this virus, like most viruses, is ubiquitous and has little or nothing to do with health.
They've assumed this virus is lethal until proven nonlethal.
They refuse to examine the data proving it nonlethal.
This is not democracy, our fundamental rights and freedoms have been suspended, this is totalitarianism and we must resist.

I'm not sick until proven healthy, I'm healthy until proven sick.

Sick until proven healthy by Gloominary May 11, 2020

Sick Dip 

n: Anything amazing that comes unexpectedly, whether it is class getting cancelled, a new keg shows up at a party, or an abundance of hot girls appear at a bar (Chicago).

(also pronounced SEOCK DEOP)

I thought she wanted nothing to do with me, but then she asked me upstairs. SICK DIP.

Sick Dip by Bobby April 14, 2005

Sick Wid It 

Great. Having great qualities. Usually attributed to items of financial worth (i.e., cars, homes....).

"That new Cadillac is lookin' Sick Wid It, man!"

Sick Wid It by Magmeezie August 27, 2003

sick as heck

Synonym to hella sick or rad; phrase used to describe moments, items, or ideas that are truly legitimate.

Dude the waves at ocean beach are always sick as heck.

sick as heck by erieee December 27, 2009