scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean

"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"

by lockie_oz September 15, 2006

scrumpkin

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)

She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

scrump

a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink

Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?

by theAlphatard November 1, 2005

scrumpet

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.

shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

Scrumpin

Grindin Bumpin.

Also can be used to describe a state of being such as im

just scrumpin right now then I'm off to work.

chillen now = scrumpin.

Chillin out have a good time.

Just scrumpin with this chick

have sex... i was just scrumpin wit my girl.

I was scrumpin in the club.
What you doing ? ah im just scrumpin
Oh just scrumpin it up in ohio.

by seanno rounsley July 18, 2008

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

by Brian He July 20, 2008