When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
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Get the Crisp. White. Sheets. mug.H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.
"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."
"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"
"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"
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Get the Sheet mug.When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.
In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.
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the sheetz rough riders were revving their sick truck and ricer engines at 1 am in the sheetz parking lot
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