Self-diagnosing

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!

person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu

by imafrog September 30, 2021

self-googling

The act of using the Google search engine to look yourself up. Extreme cases of self-googling have resulted in googlitis.

I was dying to know how many different ways people could find me on the Internet, so I did a little self-googling in order to count. Sadly, I'm not nearly as popular as the other person out there with my exact name.

by BonnieG April 10, 2006

kid selfish

In a state of being selfish and/or hardheaded; one-track minded; ungrateful.

Until you stop being kid selfish about my money, I'm taking your cell phone for collateral.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 2, 2006

a self flushing poo

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.

"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

Selfish Woman

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them

Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.

by seeu August 14, 2006

Selfish Whore

Someone who only cares about themselves, or who they're recently banging. They don't have soul's and all they do is complain because nothing is ever enough.

Wow, that girl is such a selfish whore!

by KiddThePrincess December 16, 2011

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019