Schlongalongadongbong

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

by cyberwar April 21, 2018

schlongtit

Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong

Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit

by rocket__ June 16, 2018

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

Schlong

Synonym for dick/penis/cock. Only used in case of a big sausage.

THIS NIGGA HAS A 13-INCH SCHLONG!!!

by 360PopeScope October 16, 2018

Schlong

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Schlong

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

by Nikolas_Cruz_17 October 9, 2019

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019