schmucktard

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders

Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.

by IMBitchy March 20, 2011

schulkin

stupid, dumb, idiotic, usually ugly

david schulkin

by user1234567810 October 27, 2011

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups

by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013

schmuckitude

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.

Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

OR

Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.

by HRBlock May 17, 2014

schmuckdown

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

by Fungledor September 3, 2016

schukur

Schukur, a big beautifull guy. All the girls want him but he is loyal and loves just one girl. He is interesting and lovely.

He's so cute. It's like he's Schukur.

by Schuki December 31, 2016

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017