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18 years of hell in order to get a slip of paper and a pat on the back
Someone told me to go to Hell today but I told them I was already at school.
by uselessinformative May 7, 2016
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An establishment created by the government for the common good. While some subjects offered at public schools are frivolous, the majority of classes teach skills that can be applied in higher learning environments or real-life settings. Often regarded by ungrateful youths as a punishment or cruel confinement.

It is neither of these, but rather a luxury that not all countries afford their citizens. Public schools give children the opportunity of free learning. Those who can be bothered to pass their classes can earn a diploma so that they may go on to college where they can get a degree that will prevent the necessity of a career in waste disposal, fast food, or retail.
Hooray, I'm so glad that school is free! Now I can make something of my life instead of suckling the government's teat by living off of welfare because I didn't feel like going to class! I'm going to be a rocket scientist, while those who didn't apply themselves will spend the rest of their lives in abject poverty, bouncing from drug addiction to unplanned children to prostitution!
by Try to understand December 29, 2005
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A children's prison where you learn useless stuff like addition and subtraction, how an electric circuit works, the human body, and a bunch of other crap I don't understand and therefore don't need. It takes away about 25 hours a day from your life and you're stuck going to school every day for like what, 60 years?

We should abolish the education system. Forget being smart. Let's all be dumbasses and wander around and let society collapse in on itself.
Seriously though, go to school. Aside from learning what you are taught in class, you will also develop social skills and other skills that will help you succeed as an adult.

It's funny how people learn a lot of material in school, and then decide to bite the hand that feeds them by using their knowledge of spelling grammar, and their acquired thinking skills to write a definition on how it's a "legalized concentration camp" that teaches information that "you'll never need." If you're one of the people who wrote such definitions, go ahead and drop out of school. Go ahead and let your mind rot. We'll see who has the last laugh.
by my stapler July 12, 2005
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when you're playing pool, if you play someone who's way better than you are and they whoop your ass, you have been schooled.
dude, I played Eric at pool last night and I got schooled.
by alpha mu January 23, 2000
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one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person

School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
"man I've been stressing over school it's giving me anxiety I don't know how much of this I can take before I break"
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"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
by theurbandicktionary February 24, 2015
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Every Kids,Teens,Adults Nightmare, A Place That Should Not Exist.
Mom!! I don't wanna go to school, school is my worst nightmare!
by Oreo Ice Capp June 28, 2015
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