by uselessinformative May 7, 2016
Get the schoolmug. 
An establishment created by the government for the common good. While some subjects offered at public schools are frivolous, the majority of classes teach skills that can be applied in higher learning environments or real-life settings. Often regarded by ungrateful youths as a punishment or cruel confinement.
It is neither of these, but rather a luxury that not all countries afford their citizens. Public schools give children the opportunity of free learning. Those who can be bothered to pass their classes can earn a diploma so that they may go on to college where they can get a degree that will prevent the necessity of a career in waste disposal, fast food, or retail.
It is neither of these, but rather a luxury that not all countries afford their citizens. Public schools give children the opportunity of free learning. Those who can be bothered to pass their classes can earn a diploma so that they may go on to college where they can get a degree that will prevent the necessity of a career in waste disposal, fast food, or retail.
Hooray, I'm so glad that school is free! Now I can make something of my life instead of suckling the government's teat by living off of welfare because I didn't feel like going to class! I'm going to be a rocket scientist, while those who didn't apply themselves will spend the rest of their lives in abject poverty, bouncing from drug addiction to unplanned children to prostitution!
by Try to understand December 29, 2005
Get the schoolmug. A children's prison where you learn useless stuff like addition and subtraction, how an electric circuit works, the human body, and a bunch of other crap I don't understand and therefore don't need. It takes away about 25 hours a day from your life and you're stuck going to school every day for like what, 60 years?
We should abolish the education system. Forget being smart. Let's all be dumbasses and wander around and let society collapse in on itself.
We should abolish the education system. Forget being smart. Let's all be dumbasses and wander around and let society collapse in on itself.
Seriously though, go to school. Aside from learning what you are taught in class, you will also develop social skills and other skills that will help you succeed as an adult.
It's funny how people learn a lot of material in school, and then decide to bite the hand that feeds them by using their knowledge of spelling grammar, and their acquired thinking skills to write a definition on how it's a "legalized concentration camp" that teaches information that "you'll never need." If you're one of the people who wrote such definitions, go ahead and drop out of school. Go ahead and let your mind rot. We'll see who has the last laugh.
It's funny how people learn a lot of material in school, and then decide to bite the hand that feeds them by using their knowledge of spelling grammar, and their acquired thinking skills to write a definition on how it's a "legalized concentration camp" that teaches information that "you'll never need." If you're one of the people who wrote such definitions, go ahead and drop out of school. Go ahead and let your mind rot. We'll see who has the last laugh.
by my stapler July 12, 2005
Get the schoolmug. when you're playing pool, if you play someone who's way better than you are and they whoop your ass, you have been schooled.
by alpha mu January 23, 2000
Get the schoolmug. random kid: Hey mom I accidentally banged my teacher today at school >:)
Mom: Oh how was it
Random kid: I liked it we did some anal
Mom: >:)
Mom: Oh how was it
Random kid: I liked it we did some anal
Mom: >:)
by Frik schooool October 1, 2019
Get the schoolmug. The place where you go to for 18 years of life taking up ass. Not only that, it is jail because you got lots of homework and teachers give you a stack of homework. Go to school if you want to suffer for 18 years.
by 01A51CD0 January 20, 2017
Get the schoolmug.