Schmitt's

Another word for "gay". In reference to Saturday Night Live skit involving Adam Sandler and the late Chris Farley.

Schmitt's Gay.

by Sic2bSic December 19, 2008

Schmuck

a low life punk

you dirty little schmuck

by Hannah the Spanner Bean October 10, 2008

schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

Schmuckabee

Affectionate nickname for a semi-serious Republican contender for the Republican nomination in the presidential election of 2008. Namely, the former governor of Arkansas: Michael Huckabee.

It is a compound word that incorporates the Yiddish term "schmuck," meaning "Penis" or "Jerk" along with the name of the common honeybee.

He is best known for his banana pancakes and his theological views on "Bee Heaven" as depicted by the Christian allegory in the well known "Unicorn Honey Bee Magic" tapestry on view in the Cloisters in New York City.

On conceding defeat in the Republican primaries of 2008, John McCain famous last words were: "Honey, Schmuckabee!"

by Tom B. and Danie B. February 11, 2008

Schmuck

Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.

With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.

by SierraLeone July 11, 2017

schmatza

long sweater on a jewish girl

ira really likes rebekkahs schmatza crumpled on the floor

by joolo October 24, 2010

Schmuck

The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.

My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.

by RichieAnonymous August 10, 2012