schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

schmekldorf

To get brutally pounded by a 40 year old bbc in a discord call

I am a victim of Schmekldorf

by Will's dog's nutsack's cousin August 17, 2024

schmegladon

Giant floppy uncircumcised weenie.

Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

by Paintmaster15 March 26, 2024

schmeagan

A very flamboyant veagan person resembling a gorilla, who likes to pretend to eat meat during the day and infront of others but is secretly eating tofu in the closet.

“I walked out to my car and caught a Schmeagan eating tofu in my trunk.

by Seirdohng April 17, 2024

Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024

schmeanus

Giant penises held by giga-chad men and sigma males

Girl1:My boyfriend’s schmeanus is great
Girl2: Omg! Mine too

by bigdog_feetlick January 7, 2025