Schlumbus

The new and improved sex toy!

I used my schlumbus last night

by Luminousexp May 30, 2023

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023

Schluiunk

A squirt of superfluidic diarrhea disguised as a fart that very nearly escaped, and this is why you're running like that

Oh no, I almost schluiunked in my pants I'll be right back!!

by Xalxal November 4, 2023

Schluckspecht

(n.) Someone who drinks alcohol a lot and quickly, you might think they are drinking water.

He earned the reputation of being a Schluckspecht at the party, effortlessly downing his drinks as if they were mere sips of water.

by anonymous January 1, 2024

schludaling

A short friend.

Hey what’s up schludaling!

by bigsusamogus January 9, 2024

Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024