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Schlumbus

I used my schlumbus last night
by Luminousexp May 30, 2023
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Schlummy

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy
by cumin7892 July 2, 2023
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Schlumper

Hey Schlumper, how are you?
by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023
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Schluiunk

A squirt of superfluidic diarrhea disguised as a fart that very nearly escaped, and this is why you're running like that
Oh no, I almost schluiunked in my pants I'll be right back!!
by Xalxal November 4, 2023
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Schluckspecht

(n.) Someone who drinks alcohol a lot and quickly, you might think they are drinking water.
He earned the reputation of being a Schluckspecht at the party, effortlessly downing his drinks as if they were mere sips of water.
by anonymous January 1, 2024
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schludaling

Hey what’s up schludaling!
by bigsusamogus January 9, 2024
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Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish
Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??
by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024
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