Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

schlooper

Someone that poops in their sleep.

"oh man shes a schlooper you gotta leave her man"

by walawalapoopa March 5, 2021

schlomford

The male sex organ , a word to describe the penis in a light hearted way to a sensitive family member

“Hey great aunt Ida , I hear cousin Quentin is seeing a specialist about the old schlomford after that glory hole incident”

by Hardy the witch May 7, 2021

schlomber

a very large cat

‘Hey, did you see Zack’s schlomber?’

‘Oh, you mean his huge ass cat?’

by shamefull June 19, 2021

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Schlombus

Schlombus is an insult equivalent to calling someone a knobhead.

Your such a fucking Schlombus.

by Schlombus man October 29, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021