Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.

Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.

by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021

Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

Big schlong loadout

The act of organising or executing a delivery with military precision

Hey did you see that guy craig load that drop deck for frank, that was a big schlong loadout

by Halcon July 29, 2023

Niche Scaling

Niche Scaling refers to scaling multiple handmade niche products (at once) through multiple online E-commerce stores in order to create passive income. Considerably better than dropshipping, niche markets tend not to be oversaturated, but are riskier due to expensive upfront costs, logistics, trademarks, and compliance with local/state regulations. Profit could potentially net anywhere from 2,000-10,000 in cash per month.

Sophie: "Dropshipping seems popular, but there's something about Niche Scaling that's caught my eye.

Mia: "I'm thinking about dropshipping for my new online business, but I have some reservations."

Liam: "Why not try Niche Scaling, Mia? You'd scale handmade niche products through online E-comm stores. It has its risks, like upfront costs and regulations, but niche markets aren't often oversaturated. Plus, the profit could be substantial."

Mia: "Interesting. I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Liam!"

Alex: "Hey Jordan, I've been thinking about starting an online business. I've heard a lot about dropshipping, but I'm not sure if it's the right route for me."

Jordan: "Well, Alex, have you considered Niche Scaling? It refers to scaling multiple handmade niche products at once through multiple online E-comm stores to create passive income. It's considerably better than dropshipping since niche markets tend not to be oversaturated. However, it's a bit riskier due to expensive upfront costs, logistics, trademarks, and compliance with local/state regulations. The profit could potentially net anywhere from 2,000 to 10,000 bones per month."

Alex: "That sounds intriguing! I'll have to look into it more. Thanks for the tip!"

by thetrendsetter110011 August 26, 2023

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

yo courageous dong schlong

It means when your cocky and decide to enter a street fight with black men. It also means that during the fight you will cum because you're having too much fun.

Hey you and yo courageous dong schlong should come and join us !

by keepcalmfortnite_on May 13, 2019

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021