scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Sammers

A nickname for someone named Samantha or sammi

"Did you talk to Sammers last night?"
"No"

by Degan the real goddamned Degan March 27, 2009

sapper

Female who drains male of all resources, money, sanity and self-respect before moving on, "Independence Day" style to the next victim.

Its a Saturday, the sappers are out in town with their boyfriend's credit card to buy stupid clothes to wear that evening when said boyfriend is obligated to buy the sapper champagne, keeping with the whole "Footballers' Wives" fantasy.

by chrcrash May 8, 2006

sapper

A drunk. One who drinks a lot.

Jim is a sapper, he drinks all day.

by unsonny July 26, 2008

hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by FormlessOne February 27, 2005

Semper Games

A retarded racist gaming revolution created by "Gamesmasterjasper" on youtube

Guy #1: Yo man did you here about them semper games on youtube?

Guy#2: Nah fool I aint no virgin nerd

Guy#1: Yea me neither yo, but this GMJ guy is a racist! He hates black people!

Guy#2: Nigga what?

Guy#1: Yea man he made this racist video of lord of the rings makin fun of black history month!

Guy#2: Lets go split dat niggas wig yo!
We aint takin none of this racist virgin nerds bullshit!

by shotgun1 August 2, 2008