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Alaskan Salmon Grabber 

A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)

Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.

The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.

The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.

The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!
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alaskan salmon run moustache 

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.

Awkward Salmon 

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
Awkward Salmon by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011

Drink The Salmon 

A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.
I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.

Happy Salmon 

Putting a hand between the legs of somebody (unknown to the person) and moving your hand rapidly back and forth, touching the legs, in an attempt to freak the person out. The motion of the hand resembles a fish out of water.
-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"

sockeye salmon 

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
sockeye salmon by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Awkward Salmon 

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
Awkward Salmon by allie7715 October 13, 2014