SaFe Avvxees

SaFe Avvxees is a bad call of duty feeder wich isn't the same since he joined sofficiino sniping. We all miss the old Wild Tommy.
Wild Samu is for sure better cuz he can hit 30b's.

... i'm like SaFe Avvxees...

by mrkingsamu15 September 1, 2017

safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018

Safe garm

A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench

Like had a safe garm

by Bob smith the genius May 19, 2018

safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018

Safe zone

Somewhere nobody disagrees, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everybody is like minded, and there are no bigots, misgynists, chauvinists, racists, or homophobes allowed, and everything is sanitised. The food is all vegan because it's the one and only right way to eat.

The restaurant is a safe zone and the country is turning into one, it is not possible for anyone to get knocked down, fall, or die there, because the dangers are somewhere else.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

safe search

the only thing in existence that can stop you from being horny on your computer, phone, or other stuff

dont turn off safe search if you dont want to be horny

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 28, 2021