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Rowley

A person of German descent who loves to party, listen to music - particularly the Counting Crows - while maintaing a job at Applebees and/or MTV, and a very good GPA at a private University.
Look at you pulling a Rowley - you drunk ass Einstein.
by Steven Walsh March 19, 2007
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Snap Roulette

When you receive a snapchat and don't know whether or not it is a dick pic.
"Dude he sent me another dick pic on snapchat"

"It's like snap roulette with him, you just don't know what you're gonna get"
by __Anthony__ May 28, 2014
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gay roulette

When 2 dudes make a bet on who's d*** it's bigger and both drop trou. The looser gives the winner a bj.
John and Mark where both bored and horny so they decided to play gay roulette. That's how Mark ended up giving John a bj.
by Mr. Derk April 4, 2017
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Toilet Paper Roulette

This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
by Tustin May 11, 2011
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Vatican roulette

Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.
I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.
by Scotty007 December 11, 2006
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Rowley

A form of lower class citizens based in cities and rural areas. Usually large families, many kids, always messy/dirty as sin, can sometimes even rummage through slips for old clothes.
A terrible insult to people, often referring to an individual as a 'Rowley' or 'Rowley rat'.
Boy; Hey wasn't that my jumper? Pretty sure I threw it in the skip.

Girl; Nah man I just found it, its well warm and everything.

Boy; But I can see where I wrote my name on it on the tag...

Teacher; You dirty little Rowley.
by SmugsyQuinn October 24, 2015
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Taxi Roulette

When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout

"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"

The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!

Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!
Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?

Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!

(Taxis come flooding back to the office)

Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!
by Coxworth August 22, 2010
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