Rancho Cordova

Nicknamed "The Cho," Rancho Cordova is a suburb located East of Sacramento. Known for white trash meth users strolling down Folsom Blvd. on a 10-Speed bikes and ghetto ass people scattered everywhere drinking 40's all day, this town was a thriving economic mecca before the closure of Mather Air Force Base.

Also, The Cho serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities.

I aint from Rancho Cordova, I'm from THE CHO.

by Sucka Mutha April 5, 2010

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003

pussy roach

1. A broke ass scrub who tries to sneak into any place warm
2. A playa who dips as soon as the lights come on

1. That dude is a pussy roach!
2. That dudes chick came home and he turned into a pussy roach real fast.

by Doby November 18, 2005

Texas Ranch Hand

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.

"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"

by Doucherocket Witcher December 20, 2008

Roach Clip

A metal device used for holding a blunt when it gets too small to hold with fingers.

Damn man , pass me the roach clip. This blunt is getting too small.

by ErickaPickLeJuicee May 17, 2010

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A term meaning: 1)two events simultaneously happening in two different locations.2)while that was going on there, this was going on here at the same time.

Jay was out buying Jenna flowers but meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenna was sleeping with Jays bestfriend.

by anonymous May 4, 2004

Ranch crotch

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

by JonathanUllberg October 30, 2007