A severe case in which a band member feels the insatiable need to spend every possible hour with other band members well after marching season is over; a withdrawal symptom of long hours of band camp and after school practice.
Random passerby: Why's there a giant mob of kids in black overalls marching down the shopping center?
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.
by Golgi apparatus November 11, 2017
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Bill: What's got you down, Greg?
Greg: Ah, nothing. Just post-show depression.
Bill: I get it. The show was great.
Greg: Thanks (thinks about show)(starts quietly sobbing)
Greg: Ah, nothing. Just post-show depression.
Bill: I get it. The show was great.
Greg: Thanks (thinks about show)(starts quietly sobbing)
by theatregeek3000 November 23, 2019
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Then, every day is another reason to never want to wake up
Then, every day is another reason to never want to wake up
A wise man knows that he knows nothing
A mature man knows that he can be immature
A man suffering from depression feels nothing, which is the most intense feeling one can experience
A mature man knows that he can be immature
A man suffering from depression feels nothing, which is the most intense feeling one can experience
by Jawnasaurus May 15, 2007
Get the Depression mug.The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.
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Person 1: Post-Google Depression
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by Mac___Crazy September 27, 2010
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Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."
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by mbarfiel February 4, 2010
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by Shundelle April 1, 2008
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"whats depression like"
"It's like drowning, and you're screaming at the people who walk past you, but they don't even realize that you're slowly dying."
"so pretty dark, yeah?"
"It's like drowning, and you're screaming at the people who walk past you, but they don't even realize that you're slowly dying."
"so pretty dark, yeah?"
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