rand

a.
1. being wet or soppy; moist
2. vile moistness
n.
3. rotten meat
v.
4. the action of making wet, moistening; to rand, randing, randed

Her hair was very rand today.
Someone threw a chunk of rand at my face last night.
I think I may have randed my pants.

by K^2 Golden God January 27, 2008

Rand McNally

When being emo isn't enough, you become Rand McNally when you go to the extent of carving road maps into your arm with a razor.

"Man, that guy from Fall Out Boy is so Rand McNally... It's amazing he's even still alive."

by Alex J. Murphy October 22, 2006

Randalled

When you screw something up or make a very dumb mistake

When you cause and accident

Person 1: Shit I dropped all my lunch on the ground
Person 2: You really 'Randalled' that one didn't you?

by Sconns January 10, 2011

Randan

Some tall kid with a heart condition. Usually referred to as Cardiac Attack. Dates girls below five feet. Shampoos his hair in a sink.

Doc 1: He's going into cardiac arrest!
Doc 2: Not another Randan! Get the defibrillators!

by 4EvaDaHobbit May 21, 2018

RANDALL

To lie, cheat, steal or mislead for personal gain.

The bank was randalled for over ten thousand dollars.

I caught the burglar randalling the Jewelery out of my bedroom.

Rodney randalled me on a bet for twenty dollars.

by C-Kicks May 24, 2016

rand mcnally

A person who refuses to read a road map when they're going on a road trip. Usually repeatedly lost, or going the wrong direction thinking he has everything under control.

Hey Rand Mcnally, do you think maybe well be laying by the ocean within the next 72 hours, youre a fucking genius.....(putz)

by john harrison April 13, 2006

Randastic

a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual, lacking a definite plan. combined definitions from merriem-webster. random and sarcastic

His haphazard wit was the epitemy of randastic behaviour

by LuchoLopez October 21, 2008