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raisin buffet

when 4 or more of elderly women of age 70 and plus, engaging in any sexual acts with a male to achieve orgasm. However, if the male is aroused through his prostate in order to achieve orgasm it is then considered the Atl buffet.
Dude, too bad you missed out on the raisin buffet last night. Mildred, was insane.
by madmaximo December 28, 2016
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raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.
Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017
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raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.
Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!
by QuacksO December 3, 2019
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Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.
She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.
by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019
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Raisin Snail

The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.
Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!

Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.
by AssAppetite May 10, 2020
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Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020
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Become a raisin

When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!
Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?
by greguniverse October 4, 2020
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