Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".

Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".

by KnowBalls February 22, 2009

Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back

Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread

by Zanderbell June 11, 2016

raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.

Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!

by QuacksO December 3, 2019

Raisins Brah

Raisin Bran? No. Raisins Brah.

Did u hear Jacob yesterday? He was high and screaming at Gina, "RAISINS BRAH"

by Javocaflea42 May 3, 2021

raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.

I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.

by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025

raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025