purple monster

the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008

"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"

by sykksmoke January 14, 2008

pimple

the bane of teenage existance

Ah!!!!!!!!!!! A pimple!!

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 19, 2007

purple flagged

Off the dating market for heterosexual people; A homosexual.

Tova: That guy is so hot!
Eliana: I know! unfortunatly he's purple flagged.
Tova: Are you sure?
Eliana: He's in my theater class... with his boyfriend.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

Purple Guy

sexy mother fucker

We were behind Purple Guy after Computer Science

Wooo

by secretstudent123 June 8, 2021

quim pumper

An Aussie's cock; a part of the male reproductive area that may produce cock-burn in a tight quim.

Samantha told me 'Peter.... that fucking quim pumper - he gave me cock-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black jism joint fair up my tight itchy quim...'

by QPump August 5, 2011

Purple poodle

A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.

1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*

by Pfoenix December 3, 2014

purpled

a streamer, youtuber, bedwars sweat and a part of the dream smp and it's lore. kinda. he has like 2 lines of lore but we still love him. stream again. please. i miss you. purpled my beloved.

"how is purpled so cracked at everything?"

by philly:) April 6, 2021