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puddle slut 

A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud
Mary is such a puddle slut that she doesn't even roll over cause she loves cum
puddle slut by BigT May 14, 2004
(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.
Here cums Puddles!
Puddles by D'emon November 13, 2002

Puddle of Pizza 

Noun

A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.
Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a liar.
Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a hypocrite.
Puddle of Pizza by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018

Ass Puddles 

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)
After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.
Ass Puddles by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010
To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.

Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).

Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
“Where were you last night Geoff?”
Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”

“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
puddle by Full January 15, 2005

Puddle Jumper 

Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.
"Ay up lad, tyre's lookin' bit bald on t' puddle jumper."
Puddle Jumper by austinero April 15, 2010