Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016

The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020

utter procrastination

When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0

I got bored and decided to some utter procrastination so much I did half my homework

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies

Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.

by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

procrastinator

easy ezzy and mutha fuckn milana..
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:

wow they have fun.
of course they do, theyre procrastinators(;

by ezzy the mexican ninja July 30, 2011

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010