Procrastination

An essential thing to do during projects.

I mean, the project is due in 2 days... but I'm the greatest procrastinator in the world. I'll do it tomorrow. Procrastination king!

Procrastination by ZappingThunder June 1, 2018

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Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

Justified Procrastination by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011

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Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.

Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.

Procrastination by MadamexXx February 19, 2009