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The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private 

One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
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Bay Area private school guy 

all attractive private school guys from the bay are actually retarded. but, they could really get it in reality. their main flaw is they are very oblivious to the girls they could pull, when when they realize they can pull girls can become unnecessarily cocky. some are very chill but most of them suckass.
girl 1: I just added the Bay Area private school guy on snap!
girl 2: I have him too, he leaves everyone on delivered for hours
girl 3: Play hard to get, they are soooo cocky

inch eye-private eye 

a person who is nosy, asking too many questions, or known for snooping around in other people's business.
"Man, my girl is always asking me questions about where I been. She need to quit being inch eye-private eye.'
inch eye-private eye by treece December 22, 2005

omega private school 

Let’s see well let’s start off with Omega private academy is a trashy private school costing $11,000 a year to go to. Everything you learn is below standards and complete shit like learning about Alexander grahm bell for 3 months and not even reinforcing it. What the hell how are you supposed to get into a good school after going to this hell hole. The school hours are way shorter and no fridays which I guess is ok but it just reinforces the fact that YOU DONT LEARN A GOD DAMN THING.

horizon private school

a school where the high school principal likes to shove his dick in male students and teachers get horny for minors. the place smells like straight up ballsacks. every kid there is either gay or lost their virginity at the age of 7.
that dude looks like he's sucked dick, prolly goes to horizon private school.

The Hammond Private School 

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.
New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

butt private

A queer butt pirate thats in the military.
"Dude get your shlong outta my ass you butt private."

"...thir yeth thir"
butt private by texasracer89 October 22, 2007