privatism

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.

Privatism is beautiful.

by Smart Boy February 27, 2005

Slut Clements Private School

An all girls private school in Toronto, Ontatio, Canada. Proper name St. Clements, Slut Clements is known worldwide for having the sluttiest population of any all girls school in North America. Suspected graduates are Tila Tequila and the Jersey Shore celebrity "Snookie".

"Wow, that girl wen't right for his dick. Didn't even know his name"

"Yeah, not surprising, she attended Slut Clements Private School"

by sci16 December 13, 2012

private sock

derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.

Eileen is my own personal private sock.

by mogilny June 23, 2006

Private school

I don't agree with all you fucking idiots, private school is for snobby rich idiots. All of you are just in private schools and lying to yourself.

Private School is Stupid!

by ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ February 29, 2020

Private School

A school were a bunch of stuck up twats go to get gay anal fucked by there peers aka queers all the rich posh squeekers go there if a kid from a private got in a fight with public school kid his jaw would most lightly be stomped into the curb and his face bottled

Private school kid: oh you there peasant your not strong

Public school kid: go on then u cunt I'll smack u head u dick head

Private school kid: dead

by Why do posh kids think there h July 3, 2020

Private Square

A penis or vagina

Luanne: This is my private square, please do not touch me there, nooooooooooooooooooo rape!
Bob III: Aww, I wanted to get laid.

by Happy as a Boner July 8, 2009

Private Caller

The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.

"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 2, 2011