nurse practitioner

A professional who worked through school as a registered nurse, spent exponentially more time with patients than an ivy league prepped medical doctor fresh out of residency, coordinates care better than experienced physicians, knows what happens after a referral is sent, works directly with insurance companies, practices holistic care, still cares about the patients they see, and at a fraction of the cost of a burnt out physician. Like, by a lot. Want less expensive healthcare? go nurse practitioner.

America: "Man, these costs are astronomical!" Shouldn't it be less expensive to provide primary, specialty, non-surgical, preventive care to a larger population?"

Nurse Practitioner: "Yes."

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Physician: "Screw rural healthcare, I'm movin to the city!"

Nurse Practitioner: "See ya!"

by Private Practicality February 26, 2020

pectoral niblet

The edible part of a pectoral unit.

Sometimes...when david isn't looking...I take a little nibble...it's okay though, because it's edible.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Prectal

Being a prick and an ass at the same time.

I've never met her and she's mean to me! She's prectal.

by Izzums October 19, 2015

precciutto

yummy italian food sliced and not cooked

I wana order myself a slice of precciutto

by ruffle65 January 9, 2008

practical larry

When a skinny man with a tiny dick gets a object shoved up his ass and it comes out of his penis very painfully.

I thought it was just going to be a regular date, but it seems she gave me a practical larry! Its bleeding everywhere!!!

by Breck177 January 10, 2009

Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.

"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."

by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009

Pectogramatamish

To be someone no one likes.

Jack: Sally wanna go out?
Sally: No your a pectogramatamish

by regina fellangie February 18, 2009