Palin Punk'd

Conning an elderly gentleman into selecting you for a position of power so you may blow $150K on fashion.

"Can you believe I got passed over for a promotion by Sarah?"

"Yeah, you got Palin Punk'd, the CEO is crazy clueless."

by Rehan Farooq March 12, 2009

Palinectomy

When the truth has been forcibly removed from a speech, work of fiction, interview, or a situation.

"Does that statement have any truth to it at all?" No, they just did a Palinectomy."

by Jeri B. December 12, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. John McCain's running mate on the Republican Ticket for the 2008 United States Presidential Election.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.

1. Sarah Palin: *answers phone* Hello?
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...

by Alex Will November 2, 2008

palindrome

A word that is spelled the same backwards as it is forwards, such as Kerrek or Radar

Kerrek and Radar are palindromes

by Kenthar July 23, 2003

Sarah Palin

Spawned February 11, 1964 when God himself came to earth and farted. This event is also known as the Immaculate Misconception.

Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.

Sarah Palin's Immaculate Misconceptions include but are not limited to:
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.

by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009

Palintology

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

Sarah Palin

Pitbull in lipstick and a tight skirt! Sexy Showtime librarian lookalike and already a certified Republican truthteller...otherwise known as a BIG Liar.Yea Sarah how bout that bridge to nowhere...said "No Thanks"????Congress killed it but you still took the money...didn't ya sweetie?
Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose!!!!

Sarah Palin is to the vice presidency what STD's and unwanted pregnancies are ...PREVENTABLE!

VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN '08

by Brainegal October 26, 2008