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Cleaning the pipes 

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
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lay some pipe 

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.
lay some pipe by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003

pipe-ish 

an attractive/sexy male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, monkeys, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)
That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!
pipe-ish by Lance Gymbo January 7, 2008
To be so shitfaced you have no idea where you are or what you're doing. Generally leads to self urination and spewing in public places whilst yelling phrases which can't be made sense of.
Damn that dj is Pipered!!
Pipered by Ryzie January 1, 2014

Pipe a bitch

To have sexual intercourse with a woman. To "Dick her down."
Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet
Pipe a bitch by Womba Tomba Skeet September 24, 2018
Strong, beautiful peaceful force of nature. Spanish for stone and the name of two beautiful rivers one in Colorado and one in Spain. Both place of reverence and beauty, nature. Girls who carry this name are well balance. Going with the flow of what life has to offer but having strong convictions. Piedra sums up beauty, strength, and nature.
By the River Piedra I sat down and wept was one of my favorite books by Paulo Coelho. Piedra is deeply tied to both stone and river no wonder she's a force of nature.
Piedra by musicismymantra December 16, 2019

Pipermagentaa 

Pipermagentaa is an American TikToker known for hating British “people”, gingers, and the dream smp. They also got popular for having beef with a tommyinnit fan.
Pipermagentaa is my favorite TikToker!
Who?
Pipermagentaa by aubrey kinnie September 3, 2021