Petty

A scapegoat term people use to describe themselves, which really reveals that they're unhappy and want attention.

Martha: Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Beth: I'm hanging out with Jason :) and his buddies tonight. They're going to see Wonder Woman.
Martha: Dang, when did my best friend turn into a skank lol?
Beth: What?...
Martha: Girl you know I love you. I'm just being petty.

by HybridRxN June 10, 2017

Petty Party

1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.

2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)

1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!

2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.

by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017

Petty

To blow little unnecessary comments out of proportion

Julianne: Elizabeth can you take the trash out?
Elizabeth: Thats so petty of you to ask

Note: *Elizabeth is the real one being petty*

by gottaluvellie May 15, 2018

Petty

Creating invite only parties on Xbox/creating group chats to exclude other people from a group. Being generally arsey in order to get in someone's pants.

God, Nikko's so petty.

by GreasyMattedHair May 19, 2019

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010

Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019