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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
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Phenlie

It's a name for someone. The person is often the most beautiful and gorgeous person alive, they are kind and generous person and they deserve the world.
"Your so perfect Phenlie" he said
by Slaggy_Phenlie August 18, 2023
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phenom

a guy with massive wee-wee and has long mustache. mostly of viking ancestry
this motherfucker is a phenom.
by tajkay June 19, 2023
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peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.
“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri
by xiyrumi July 12, 2024
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Pheente

Nickname for Peter
(See peetis)

A handsome, smart, cosmically intelligent beautiful man who will always have your back and make you laugh. Having a Pheente in your life is a good luck charm like no other! A good Pheente will always punch people in the face for you, and be there when you need him. The best boy ever. He also has a huge Peter, and is so uniquely funny and hot. Super good at math and he will remember everything about you, that you want him to!
Girl 1: so who's this guy you're seeing now?

Girl 2: don't freak out but ... I'm pretty sure I found a Pheente

Girl 1: OH MY GOD no way. Does he have any friends? When is the wedding?!
by digitalllbath July 21, 2024
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Phendinia

Phendinia are just honest. People might say they’re rude and disrespectful but they have their reasons. They also are kind and says yes to a lot of things that they should’ve said no to. Phendinias are not self-fish. They do have a little bit of an attitude problem, and have selective memory.
Person: “can you get me a chip on your way home?”

Phendinia’s thought” i only have 5 dollars and i really wanna spend it on somethIng else..”

Phendinia:”yeah sure”
by 7waystodie😝 November 20, 2023
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Phenogender

Pheno·gen·der
/ˌfeenoˈjendər

adjective

denoting or relating to a person whose gender identity Does not correspond with with the genotype, but corresponds with the self selected phenotype identity.
“Molly is my phenogender co-worker, you should meet them someday
by YuanYo November 20, 2023
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