Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend

I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.

by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

pet cute

someone who is cute like a pet, rather than hot, pretty or handsome

she thinks I'm pet cute, not hot like for a boyfriend.

by lflqueen January 9, 2010

pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020