penkle wrinkle

a descriptive phrase from the root ,penis wrinkle.a penkle wrinkle is a demoting insult.

you penkle wrinkle.

by jak jizle jawz September 16, 2009

Pantless Cinderella

A young, intoxicated woman found wearing skimpy clothing and is pursued by very sexually frustrated people.

"Yo, did you see what happened with Dean last night?"
"Yeah, I saw him run after some Pantless Cinderella wearing striped underwear. He was just looking for some lovin'."

by Laquisha Longcox April 3, 2010

Penelebob

Penelebob

The name of an awesome person. Hilarious, plays guitar and sings, learns from their experiences, LOVES fog. Brown hair and brown eyes. Good to talk to in tough situations. Just generally COOL. Mocks people a lot though, so if you can't handle it GTFO.

Who's the guy on the guitar?
Oh that's Penelebob. He'll start singing soon.
Oh him. Isn't he the one who always makes jokes?
Yeah that's him. Penelebob.

by JeromeLionRAWR April 24, 2010

Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010

penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014

Pettler

Someone who makes the habit of being sick after drinking and then pretending it's not them

Brian "Simon was sick in the bar but he's not admitting it. He totally pettled the bar"
Barry "Simon's such a Pettler".

by Dooooooooobo May 7, 2015