sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert 

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

Reverse Pedophile 

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.

Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me

Reverse Pedophile by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019

No pedophile

Phrase said after a creepy statement about someone considerably younger then you; similar to "no homo"

"Wow for being 12 that chick has a nice ass, no pedophile"

No pedophile by slicknj13 April 10, 2010

reverse pedophile 

A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.

Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"

Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."

Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."

reverse pedophile by willbchou January 2, 2012

Zoo o pedophile 

someone that who feels sexual things on baby animals

dont ask me where did i get this idea from lol

i think alex is zoo o pedophile because he fucked a baby bear

Zoo o pedophile by RÆZ March 5, 2022

Bob the Angry Pedophile 

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

Bob the Angry Pedophile by Lighammer June 18, 2009

Agro-pedophile 

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

Agro-pedophile by FreshNettle December 17, 2019