Puffy Pears

a guy with huge testicles and sensitive personality

i just love my boyfriend he is so Puffy Pears

by Jaz the only awesome 1 around November 14, 2007

Alligator Pears

A rock band in Seattle. They have a cd out called Choking On Reality.

I just saw the Alligator Pears last night! They rocked!

by Oswald Petond September 14, 2007

pearce

pearce(verb,noun)
to entertain small children under the pretext of teaching

A."I hear that Jackson man is up in court again."
B. "Yes, he just can't stop pearcing. He says he has quit music and was only teaching phonics for fun."
A. "I think he's innocent.Most pearcers are bald, deny liking children and come from Bourmouth."
B. "I agree, they should all be hung."

by Larry Grayson August 1, 2007

Parseltongued

The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.

Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!

by The Clock Radio August 27, 2011

Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

Pearce Morgan

A Pearce Morgan is a right cunt , he is self centred and only cares about himself.

Oi fella, that Pearce Morgan is a right prick!

by BoJo loves Donald July 25, 2021

Persephone

A girl who got stuck on a really hellish date, because a guy thought she owed him after giving her food.

With all the meat and fiery pits down here, you'd think the King of Hell would have at least summoned me some kind of chargrilled burger. But no. He gave me a piece of fruit that's like 90% seed. Of all the things that could've kept me down here...This seems like a particularly shitty deal.

-Persephone

by Olive989 March 12, 2023