I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.

"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

Peanut Butter

A girl who is slutty and spreads her legs easily, like warm peanut butter.

My ex wife Amy is straight up peanut butter, she spread her legs for a guy less than a week after she moved out.

by J Pray December 17, 2011

Circus Peanuts

Possibly the best candy in the history of the world. Almost a mysterious figure in the eyes of some, can change your cravings into feelings of death. Shaped like normal peanuts (but colored pinkish orange for a circus-theme), they can either be chewy or soft, depending on the brand who creates them. The only brands willing to even incorporate the words "Circus" and "Peanut" together are generic candy brands found in the rural town gas stations of America, and maybe even other places. Known to many as "That gross orange peanut that nobody likes", Some may think of it as god-like.

Facts (Taken from Wikipedia):
-The type of gelatin used in it is Pork Skin.
-In 1963, General Mills vice president John Holahan inventively discovered that Circus Peanuts shavings yielded a tasty enhancement to his breakfast cereal. General Mills formalized the innovation and created Lucky Charms, the first breakfast cereal to contain marshmallow bits (or "marbits").
-Over the years the best selling item has been orange in color, banana in flavor, and peanut in shape

Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat for boys and girls.

This treat, kids, is a gift from the Gods.

Dang Nabbit those Circus Peanuts are badical, I was cravin' em so badlike and once I had some I felt like never wanting them again, and boom an hour later I'm cravin for another whole helping of em'.

by Ah eddy October 9, 2006

atomic peanut

Atomic Peanut is a character from the stories 'Peanut's life'. This character is an annoying child who calls his playstation 2 Norbert. He also feeds it crisps and beer by opening the disc tray and loading crisps onto it and then closes it, while pouring beer in through it. He believes Norbert can fly and will reguarly tie a red cape round it and hold him and make him fly round the house.

Peanut was flying Norbert round the house one day and got to into it and believed Norbert could fly. So Peanut launched him out the open window and to his schock and horror Norbert did not fly gracefully but instead plummeted into the concrete below.

by apemanjon July 6, 2005

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo

A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.

Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!

by a dude, probably April 25, 2019

tea peanut

when farting the little piece of shit that falls out unexpectngly.

i just farted and left a tea peanut in my underwear.

by g-killa August 3, 2006

peanust

Peanust meaning an unintelligent person that can't follow directions and is absurdly annoying

Person 1: Have you heard of Billy
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah don't talk to him, he's a Peanust

by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020