Payton

Payton is that ONE guy who has a really Big Ass Dick, but never says anything about it ever. It's like his Deepest Darkest Secret EVER1!!1! Payton is shy, so the ONLY way he'll tell you about it, is if you pay him with Chocolate.

Random Person: Hey Payton! I heard you have a bigggggg secret

Payton: Oh Shit! WHO TOLD YOU??

by Foxxx_2000 June 29, 2021

paytonlmaoooo

A tiktoker.

“Do you know paytonlmaoooo?”
“no”

by Ranboomhbeloved3.0 July 7, 2021

Payton

ur stupi class mate <333

person: hi
payton: asjbsbd

by Bestie 2.0 <33 October 28, 2021

Payton

Payton is a nice guy. He’s handsome, kind, and respectful. Some are simps, some aren’t. But the ones that aren’t, will still love the girl that is the one. He is a great friend and very reliable. He will care for anyone hurt that he comes across. Super sweet and loving.

Ava: Hey bestie, what’s up?

Emma: I like Payton!
Ava: YOU WHAT?!?!
Emma: I’m sorry I didn’t mean for it to come out so fast I just couldn’t keep it anymore don’t tell anyone.

Ava: I won’t I promise

by none ya bizzwax :) November 8, 2021

Payte Male

When someone fuck's your mom

Chad: Did you just fuck my mom last night
Zach: Ofc I'm a Payte Male

by paytemale August 10, 2021

Payton

A Sagittarius who loves to sing and always has her LED lights on purple. She goes to sleep at like 7 pm but you still love her because she watches glee which equals automatic swag.

im havin a weird day. im having a payton.

by jomama58 August 14, 2021

paytato

the most amazing and best person in the entire world who is so handsome and makes u smile a lot and is always positive and kind

Random person; "Hey have you heard of Paytato on tiktok?"
Me; "Yea that's my awesome gf!"

by emmie<3 September 8, 2021