Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Anderson Paw

not a reel badman, controls his friend and is a level 100 simp with a very supportive mom

is that the one and only Anderson Paw

by oovovwe October 19, 2023

Hog paws

When filthy fucks have their hands in their ass, digging in their nose and playing with themselves they end up with hog paws

God! Hog paws has her hands in her ass again

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

PAWS

Someone that tries really hard not to jerk off but does it ten times in one day.

"Damn, Wayne jerked off like ten times today and he's all burnt out."

"I know, he's PAWS."

by PAPI RACIST August 31, 2016

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

paw bitching

When your dog stomps her paw when wanting attention, food or toys.

I know you want to play but quit paw bitching and throwing your toy.
Don't stomp those paws at me. No paw bitching allowed.

by Bexster May 20, 2014