Paracunt

Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.

Ralph: look at that cunt there, he's off his fucking head. Probably doesn't even know his name.

Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.

by angrygoat6 January 18, 2019

Parabatai

Two warriors that see each other like a sibling, they are that close.

Tessa: you are… Parabatai?

Will, grins: well, more like ‘two halves of the same idiot.’
*Jem just smirks and rolls his eyes*

by Cheezpan May 11, 2022

paraboy

Paraboy/Paramasculine, the feeling of masculinity with a mix of other gender(s) but the masculine part out-weighs the rest. This also applies to other genders like non-binary(paranonbinary) and female(paragirl), where the gender in the name out weighs the other gender(s).

Random person: Hey, I'm having a gender crisis. I feel more like a man but I kind of also feel non-binary.

Me: Oh, you must be paraboy then!

by Stoney pebble May 28, 2022

cub parade

A group of young men, usually very handsome and often shirtless, proudly strolling in front of older womencougars

While on vacation in Vegas, the two cougars spent hours poolside enjoying the cub parade

by Reno Katscher May 24, 2009

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac August 27, 2013

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015