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parabeastafealiac

a person who loves to shag dead animals whilst there on fire
did you see that dickhead jon,
no y
hes a fukin parabeastafealiac
by lee willett October 19, 2005
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Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.
Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.
by Real sound February 16, 2009
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Parade-Rainer

The person who puts a damper on your day; A person who rains on parades or celebratory events; a party pooper
"we went to the bridal party and all she did was bitch about her divorce. What a parade-rainer..."
by ailuig March 5, 2009
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poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.
My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.
by poopy platter July 7, 2011
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Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade
when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade
by simplyevil April 25, 2005
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paratrooper hooters

A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.

An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.
I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.
by Kaznasty July 17, 2009
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Paranerd

He knows every word to every Paramore song. He's such a paranerd
by spacecowboi July 28, 2010
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