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The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
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Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011
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Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 19, 2023
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The quickest way that a town lose all their HIV drugs
Toledo, Ohio had a huge Pride month Celebration parade . The HIV pride marchers descended like a horde of locusts on the all Toledo pharmacies for all the of Toledo's HIV drugs. The local Toledo fruitloops got sick due to the lack of HIV drugs.
by queensburykid November 19, 2023
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Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.
Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.
by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020
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parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.
Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy
by emili4 January 26, 2021
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Thanksgiving parade

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
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