Brillo Pad

When a curly haired girl studying to be a rabbi is giving you head and unexpectedly without warning slurps on your butthole

Rabbi rectum is a brillo pad.

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

vag pad

Also known as front butt, Mount Vaiginuvius, Over the hill it's off to Grandma's house, and too much cushion for the pushin'. That annoying bulge that middle age women get when they wear their jeans too high and it makes them look like they are packing major heat.

Your third grade english teacher wearing jeans from the 80's. Anyone in the supermarket between the hours of 10 and 11:30am. Your mom's best friend. Your mom. Anyone involved with chuch charity events. Example: Mrs. Smith has such a big vag pad that by staring at her waist I couldn't decipher from which side fecal matter was purged.

by John Son December 14, 2008

thong maxi pad

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!

damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!

by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

Maverick Memo Pad

When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. The palm of your hand becomes your memo pad. Often used by Democrats as well.

When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on the palm of her hand, I thought; even Democrats know how to use a maverick memo pad.

by SmileK33 April 18, 2010

p-pad

A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.

Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Lily Pad

The female equivalent of a bachelor pad

Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.

by radius.7 May 2, 2014

lilly pad

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

by freedav05 January 9, 2007