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Peanut Butter Princess 

The act of spreading peanut on ones vagina and training their dog to lick it off.
Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.

Peanut Punch 

In American Football, the action of a defensive player forcing a fumble by punching the ball out of the offensive ball carrier's hands with a clenched fist. The technique being a trademark of former Chicago Bears' defensive back Charles "Peanut" Tillman.
Troy Aikman: There's that Peanut Punch once again being executed to perfection to force the fumble and completely shift the momentum of this game.
Peanut Punch by Pancakes&Lemonade December 10, 2021

Peanut Zord 

The highly intelligent Chihuahua from Staten Island that communicated non verbally and could actually read your mind. This one of a kind Zord was extremely loving but had no problem expressing his displeasure when you misunderstood Peanut.
Peanut Zord wants you to take him out.
Peanut Zord by WZ USA December 16, 2021

peanut butter and joe 

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

peanut butter on your umbrella 

a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed
her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.

Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way

A classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich made using any kind of long bread, typically a whole baguette. These can either be cut up and shared it they can be eaten whole as a simple guilty pleasure.
"Damn I'm feeling hungry, might go for a Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way."