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Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
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paw moo

omg is that paw moo!”
by frogcheeeese November 20, 2023
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Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019
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Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.
This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!
by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011
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paw job

When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.
"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"
by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023
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Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.
by annmartina May 7, 2024
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Kitten paw

When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.
My girl kitten pawed all over here face after I busted a nut in her hand. Best handjob ever
by The taco daddy April 3, 2021
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