Sexual slang for inserting the thumb into a woman's vagina while simultanously inserting four fingers into her anus.
by MrDee February 21, 2007
A dance that symbolises the movement of a crab, often accompanied with arched legs, and movement of arms and hands like pinsors.
My Chumphreys did the crab dance, it was hilarious!
He promised us a Crab Dance at the end of the year
He promised us a Crab Dance at the end of the year
by Besco June 18, 2008
The act of buying crabs (pubic lice, dumbass) off the internet and secretly placing them on somebody who has fucked shit up for you.
by the friendly turkey deliverer October 21, 2010
verb. The act of escaping from an awkward situation.
"Crabbing out" often follows "awkward turtle".
The signal for crabbing out is placing both hands next to your shoulders and rotating your wrists forward and towards your neck, a few times. This represents a crab moving sideways.
"Crabbing out" often follows "awkward turtle".
The signal for crabbing out is placing both hands next to your shoulders and rotating your wrists forward and towards your neck, a few times. This represents a crab moving sideways.
Person: We were all standing in a circle and didn't realize John was standing there. When someone mentioned how much of a wanker he was, I was quick to crab out.
by monrage February 13, 2009
n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
I got crabs off that random whore I shagged last night! It was a right fuckin crab warren down there like!!!
by Minge Teaser May 22, 2006
by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008