That misrable cow was such a corpulant tragedy that were you brave enough to venture forth betwixt her undulating thighs and pendulus belly you would discover such a slovenly unkempt quagmire of hairy smegmated folds that the mucosal excreations we're remeniscent of brown gravy one could only describe the horrific seen as being a Gravy Sweater.
by Rocky Mc HotGuy April 2, 2018
Get the Gravy sweatermug. The instance when your lady friends butt hole is large enough to insert your balls within it and you end up with a brown layer surrounding your testicles.
by Graydoo October 11, 2016
Get the gravy ballsmug. Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Gravy funnelmug. 
Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.
by aum108 May 27, 2011
Get the takes the gravymug. A proverbial delivery device that delivers a accelerated increase of weight causing the victim to carry an expression of surprise regarding thier morbid obesity.
I talked to that girl Shelby last week, She used to be straight smoking. Now she looks like she got hit with a Gravy Dart. She's bigger than a yer Ma!
by smoothassedbutterlove December 13, 2012
Get the Gravy Dartmug. When a man cums into a girl's mouth, then, like toothpaste, swishes and gargles the cum before spitting it out, usually onto or into the man.
Dudebro #1: Dude I heard you smashed Stacy last week, that girl's a freak bro!
Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.
Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!
Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.
Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!
by CrossiantBoy November 25, 2019
Get the Gargling Gravymug.