Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Cooch chaser

Michael Goodwin

Michael Goodwin is a cooch chaser

by Jackie chue May 25, 2022

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings

heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?

by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

by Chopbag October 5, 2023

cooched

coochie but shortened

I cooched real hard
you gay whore

by poogobbler May 15, 2023