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Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.
Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'
by Jaanaism March 16, 2018
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arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.
Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.
by Onion Terror January 6, 2008
mugGet the arse with a nose on itmug.

arse sand

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point
Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed
by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017
mugGet the arse sandmug.

Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.
at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"
by Geenabee18@hotmail.com August 9, 2006
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Arse Whole

An individual who never does anything half-arsed.
Phil: Terry always puts 100% into to every job.
Stu: Yep. He sure is one hell of an arse whole.
by Rex Durkin August 7, 2020
mugGet the Arse Wholemug.

Arse burglary

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!
by dirtdawg November 14, 2009
mugGet the Arse burglarymug.

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.
Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.
by See mack October 7, 2020
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