Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.

Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'

by Jaanaism March 16, 2018

arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.

Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.

by Onion Terror January 6, 2008

arse sand

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point

Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.

at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"

by [e-mail] August 9, 2006

Arse Whole

An individual who never does anything half-arsed.

Phil: Terry always puts 100% into to every job.
Stu: Yep. He sure is one hell of an arse whole.

by Rex Durkin August 7, 2020

Arse burglary

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.

Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!

by dirtdawg November 14, 2009

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 7, 2020