Definitions by Faisal91

arse crackers 

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

arse crackers by Faisal91 November 23, 2013